Hey, how are you?“, “Hello, how you doing?” Simple and respectful ways to approach someone, right? The gentleman way, if I may, that the recipient is bound to reply back courteously?

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. At least not in TINDER!

The girls know how many ‘Hi’, ‘Hello’, ‘How are you’s they have unmatched and ignored and some guys do too.

So what to do then?

Here cheesy pick up line comes into play. These lines show how much interested anyone is in pursuing the conversation. They will make your match laugh and make sure they follow up with your conversation. They will laugh about how cheesy your pick up line is or simply reply with equally corny lines. Either way, he or she WILL TAKE INTEREST IN YOU.
So make sure you make the most out of the funny and cheesy pick up lines. Give a personal touch to your messages to make sure your match takes interest in your conversation even more.

Here are 87 funny and cheesy pick up lines to take your pick from and break the ice right away.

  1. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.
  2. Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime.
  3. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  4. Are you a door? Because you are adoorable.
  5. Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
  6. Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
  7. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  8. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
  9. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  11. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
  12. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
  13. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror).
  14. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  15. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion.
  16. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  17. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  18. Does your name start with “C” because I can C us getting down.
  19. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  20. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  21. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  22. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
  23. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?
  24. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  25. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  26. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  27. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  28. This might seem corny but you’re making me horny.
  29. Want to save water by showering together?
  30. Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
  31. Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
  32. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
  33. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
  34. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
  35. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
  36. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  37. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
  38. If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
  39. Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
  40. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
  41. This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
  42. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  43. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  44. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  45. I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
  46. You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
  47. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  48. You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
  49. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  50. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  51. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  52. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
  53. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  54. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  55. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  56. Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
  57. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
  58. Can you tell me what time you’ll unzip your pants, please?
  59. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  60. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  61. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
  62. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
  63. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
  64. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  65. If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
  66. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  67. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  68. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
  69. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!
  70. Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.
  71. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  72. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
  73. You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
  74. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
  75. Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  76. I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  77. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
  78. You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  79. Can I borrow your lips?
  80. My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
  81. Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.
  82. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
  83. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  84. Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
  85. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
  86. Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you.
  87. You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Conclusion to Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines

These pick up lines are fantastic ice breakers that will help you start a conversation with someone you like in Tinder. But whether your ice breaker will succeed, will depend on your confidence and subsequent conversation. So start swiping right and woo them right away. Keep matching! Keep talking!


Anna Perkins is a relationship writer who offers her own forthright opinion over the worlds of dating, romance, relationships , marriage and friendships. She loves cats, traveling, spending time with her son and husband.

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