There are a lot of funny and clever pick up lines that you can use on a girl to really make her smile, and it’s important that you know about as many of them as possible.

The more of these pick up lines you know, the better your chances will be of getting her number and getting her into bed. Although a lot of people insist that pick up lines don’t really work, the fact is that it’s all about how you say them and your timing.

When you know how to make a beautiful girl smile, she will be all yours. These pick up lines can be very effective when it comes to getting a girl interested in you right from the start. A sweet and/or funny pick up line can work wonders, so you will definitely need to take a look at some of the ones that are listed in this article. There is nothing that most women respond to more than a guy with a good sense of humor, and by using one of these lines you will be able to show her yours.

Even some of the cheesier pick up lines can work well when it comes to getting a girl that you are interested in. Sometimes the best way to break the ice when you are talking to a pretty girl is to tell a joke in the form of a pickup line. You might just be surprised at how well some of these lines work when it comes to getting a girl you want to take the next step.

30 Pick Up Lines Examples:

  1. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  2. Which is easier, you getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
  3. Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  4. I thought for a second I died and went to haven, but then I realized that I am alive and haven has been brought to me.
  5. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I am really started to feel a connection.
  6. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  7. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print girl.
  8. Hey girl, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
  9. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
  10. If you want to go out to dinner with me just smile. If you don’t want to, do a back flip.
  11. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
  12. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
  13. Do you have a tan or do you always like this hot?
  14. Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?
  15. Are you the SAT? Because I’d do you for hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
  16. Wow, I really love what you are wearing. I’d love it even more on my bedroom floor.
  17. Are you a campfire? Because you are smoking hot and I want S’more.
  18. Not even Snape could Severus apart.
  19. We should get some coffee, cause I’m liking you a latte.
  20. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  21. I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
  22. Good thing I have my library card, cause I am definitely checking you out.
  23. You must be debt, because my interest in you is growing.
  24. Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing girl.
  25. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “FINE” written all over you.
  26. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
  27. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a little bit longer.
  28. Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  29. Hi, my friend things you’re cute but I don’t. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
  30. It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one who tripped me.
  31. Would you touch me so I can tell all my friends I was touched by an angel?
  32. If a star thought every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
  33. Baby you must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet.

Remember that pretty girls have heard every single cheesy pick-up line in the book. So it is important to be creative. The best type of pick-up line is one that is about her. Try to notice what she is wearing or if she has any tattoos or piercings. You can practice creating personalized pick up lines by looking at women on the street and, without approaching them, trying to think of lines right there and then. Personalized pickup lines are much more likely to be successful. And if you say the line with a little confidence, you’ll definitely get her number.

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Anna Perkins is a relationship writer who offers her own forthright opinion over the worlds of dating, romance, relationships , marriage and friendships. She loves cats, traveling, spending time with her son and husband.


  1. Elita Goldin Reply

    Thank you so much for sharing these beautiful pick up lines.

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